In this edition of SPOTM : Madonna, Lindsay Lohan, Azelia Banks and a bunch of other sorry people ready for anything to stay in the spotlight.
This cover of Cosmopolitan magazine looks like a parody of Cosmopolitan magazine. I mean, just read the ridiculous headlines on it. Even more ridiculous is Madonna looking like an Beta Kitten going to an Illuminati masked orgy.
One eye hidden by a strategically placed hat. I won’t even comment on the rest of that outfit.
Speaking of one-eye, it appeared literally everywhere in the past weeks. Here’s Lindsay Lohan (who might be an actual Beta Kitten) doing the All Seeing Eye inside a triangle at a Kanye West concert. She was so proud of this picture that she posted on Instagram. Sad.